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| philipslade |
4:21 PM 5/2/2006 Reply
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HELP, am in australia and was desparate to see
U2 in concert. It's been 5 year since the PopMart
tour rolled through and have been itching ever since.
Leading up to the concert I lived and drunk every
morsel of U2 possible...
and then it happend... the concerts were postponed!
AGRHHH... now I may have to wait until next year
and I think I'm exhibitting early signs of BF! I
hear early detection and prevention is better than
finding a cure. SOMEONE HELP ME! I must be over
my BF before U2 tour....
by the way,
I tried the three guiness method - and apart from
have a great night, the BF seems to be staying
around... |
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| djkentuckyham |
5:01 PM 5/2/2006 Reply
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Oh, thank heaven I found this site. I have had
a chronic case of Bono fatigue since the release
of 'How to dismantle...' CD, Africa Concert, and
Bono's general hob nobbing with DC politico's that
make the news everynight. Since then I have had
trouble fastening my car seatbelt (vision), making
decisions at Costco, and using my microwave as I
feel the government may be lisening in. I hear Phizer
is in third stage trial with Bonoxyl, an new pill
that when taken to prescribed dosages alliviates
the discomfort of seeing Bono's face everywhere.
I've been told side affects include dizziness, vomiting
and diarreah. Is anyone here taking it? |
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| mikejohnson |
2:37 PM 5/3/2006 Reply
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Who's Bono? |
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| CmDugan |
3:11 PM 5/3/2006 Reply
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I tried listening to Coldplay to get over my Bono
fatigue. Big mistake.
Coldplay sounds so much like U2 that it just makes
me want even more. |
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ForestFroggr
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12:01 AM 5/5/2006
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What do you do if you suspect you have BF, but
really don't even listen to U2 that much?
I feel somewhat strange- I really enjoy U2 and
their music, yet I don't own any of their cds.
But I still hear them all the time. I'm tired
of hearing them playing in my friends' cars, hearing
the soft din coming from the earbuds of their
iPods, and getting countless emails to sign my
name to the ONE campaign. I already signed it!!!
Let me be!
I can't even pick up a magazine like Christianity
Today or Relevant without seeing Bono's face on
the cover or standing next to an african bishop.
As soon as I hear the opening riff to WTSHNN (you
know what song I
mean) I start to feel sick.
Thank you for a safe place to come, although
the ads by Google which make this site possible
still make this safe place feel a little scary,
since it means U2 info and merchandise is only
a click away. |
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married2one
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10:45 AM 5/8/2006
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help! i think my husband has BF. as a newly married
woman, what can i do? |
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Zulu Catchphrase
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7:40 AM 5/9/2006 Reply
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I thought I was pretty cool when I first identified
Bono as a prophet. Little did I realize that my
perception was not unique, but an early common symptom
of BF.
Things went downhill quickly from there. As many
of you know, BF leads to other acronyms. For me
IBS was the worst, at first not connecting the
all night U2 binges with the subsequent and immediate
gastric phenomena. My body knew something I didn't,
that I needed to purge. And boy, did I purge.
The money I spent on CDs, U2 paraphernalia, and
toilet paper nearly bankrupted us. I still remember
my 5 year-old daughter tugging on my shirt, her
belly bloated from malnutrition, "Daddy,
will we be able to eat tonight?" I was parked
on the toilet with my IPOD on its 12th repetition
of Kite, and it hit me. We had become Africa,
1 self-indulgent dictator and 4 starving children.
My IPOD clogged the toilet during the flush but
when I fished it out my entire U2 collection was
thankfully erased. Thank you God.
I'll be getting my 1 year chip next week. |
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OverTheEdge21
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9:02 PM 5/9/2006 Reply
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Is it possible to develop BF just by hanging around
other people infected with it? I have friends who
are REALLY into Bono etc., and I'm afraid for my
own health. What should I do to protect myself against
BF? |
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amk805
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1:04 PM 5/10/2006
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I don't know what you people are talking about.
I can NEVER get enough of BONO!! The guy ROCKS!
You know he's right. If you people are having trouble,
maybe it's because you are NEGLECTING the very things
BONO stands for! Things YOU should stand for!
Gimme some more BONO! |
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amk805
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9:10 PM 5/10/2006
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why do all the links: log in, register, reply,
edit, ALL take me to the REPLY TO THIS POST place.
Is this place REAL or NOT? |
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